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# g'day
have a cuc..u..banan..um..ber, I guess

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Worst. Nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Cucumber...the most pointless thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# for men
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# What if you like to abseil?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# sliced fresh cukes in vinegar are quite tasty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Not pointless
Hendricks Gin

That is all
(PoorLumpyPony, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# 10,000 Internet points
to PoorLumpyPony. Hendricks is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# can't you put a banana inside a cucumber?
it'd be more tasty at least, if harder to open...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# bananumber? cucunana?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Cucunana's a great name
Make one, Make one now!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# but, ellis just did, no?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# No, the other way around.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# aside from the seeds and greenish hue,,,
the insides are too similar to do anything convincing, humorous or interesting.

I know, I just tried
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# i agree
ya might put some watermelon pulp with seeds inside a cuke

but the melon would need to be scaled down enough to get multiple seeds showing

Edit: the outsides of a cuke and that of a watermelon arent that different in important ways
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# how so? ...I mean, if you can describe the biomechanical similarities, I would be a happy guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# will you settle for
both cuke and watermelon being green and roundish/elongated? So--if you slice a watermelon you might find the insides of a cuke inside, and vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# yeah, but it would just look like a nubby cucumber
...or an elongated watermelon. I'm afraid it just wouldn't work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Good effort, I'll give you a red star in your textbook.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# at the cuca,
cuca banana,
the hottest spot north of Havana...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Manilow would be jealous about now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# woop
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I hate bananas. This is a great success.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Double-coated for your protection.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I vote for the name
Cucubanumba
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)