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# I still love that story of him going into libraries and tearing out the last pages in books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I've heard of people doing that
but I didn't know it was anything to do with him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Joe Orton used to edit library books by pasting in obscenities.
caught and court
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah - it's funny when he does it,
a criminal offence when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Well aside from (onstage) cajoling Dudley into doing a comedy bit about Dud's dad dying from cancer
It was certainly one of his greatest dick moves.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:25, archived)
# wow
I hadn't heard about that.
He really was a bastard of the highest order.
But a brilliant one.
edit: Did Dud do dad's dying drollery?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I hope you're aware of Derek and Clive's "Come Again".
So good it's been in my sig for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Not sure if I've heard that one
I remember as a 5 year old kid my brother and I found dad's derek and clive record. They were halfway through their "you fucking cunt" routine when my mum found us.

I like to think it shaped me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Sounds like the one.
I remember being crippled with laughter at the 'cancer' stuff while my dad was undergoing punishing chemotherapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Mornin' guv...
*yawns*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Mornin' Prof.
Just signed up to Purplestock

( www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22959 , you all know you want to)

and offered my services as a creepy Master of Ceremonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Good man yourself
Ha, the drummer's trying to convince me that I should be the MC... I think not...

Was thinking about tapping up When, if he's coming... haven't really decided yet. I'll keep you posted :)

Anyways... y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Dr When and his horde of ropey degenerate crap burlesque performers would be only too happy to show up, I'd've thought.
I'd be more alreet if it wasn't 2 in the sodding morning and I didn't have to go to work on Tuesday, but hey ho.
Luvly to see ya, but I think I'm gunna hafta log off pretty soon and go to sodding bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:55, archived)
# I'm already in bed... no sign of any sleep though O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Would every episode of Dr Who ever made help at all?
www.crossingthewhoniverse.com/index.html

(quite like The Talons of Weng Chiang meself)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)