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# Fuuuuuuccccck
(herman:D, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Arrrggghh Fffuuuuccckkk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:38, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:57, archived)
# PEZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# whas happnin, 'dro?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# not much S18
beautiful weather for November, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Not too slouchy
the better the weather, the less I spend on home heating--which is good
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# This is the second-greatest gif ever made
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# There's a point where it looks like Ant or Dec
(mr_cabbages, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Well, some of the old folk might geddit
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't really pea this in a new thread

Click for bigger (179 kb)
But it's tenuously related to the compo. Wonder if it'll get as many complaints as last time.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:49, archived)
# *complains*
Also: lol
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Dear llort,
I feel I must register my utter disgust at your picture.
There you were with a gaping opportunity to do a nice picture of Kelly Whatshername's tits, and you spurn it as if it's no big deal.
Thanks for nothing. I'm cancelling my subscription forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:55, archived)
# you said 'gaping'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:56, archived)
# May it inspire you to even greater heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms.
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eftiay54wBE
If you have the patience to sit through all three fucking adverts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
4 adverts - ffs
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# oh - and it's 20 minutes long.
I'll watch it another time - I do like star stories and I haven't seen that one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Ha!
Don't think I've seen that before!

Nice lettering!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# thx
I did this before I got all lazy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
*Writes to Mary Whitehouse. Remembers she's dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:55, archived)
# Dare I suggest just...
Bot-gun
(mousemonkey, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Xenu approves.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Made me and...
The missus laugh like loons! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:23, archived)
# But does it scroll?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:55, archived)
#
a) fucking wow

b) this reminds me of the old 'Tales of the Unexpected' title sequence.

c) wow
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
b) phwoar - I used to enjoy the naked lady silhouette the most
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I hope some clever sod is making it happen even as we type.
Y'never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I wonder if it would arouse me as much as it did when I was 12
also, found this on wikipedia:
In 1980, Peter Cook starred alongside a host of celebrities in the LWT special "Peter Cook & Co.". The show included many sketches including a Tales of the Unexpected spoof titled "Tales Of The Much As We Expected", which involved Cook as Roald Dahl explaining why he dropped the "n" in Ronald, the sketch ends with the fireplace spreading over the room.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Haha
Much love for Peter Cook here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:15, archived)
# I still love that story of him going into libraries and tearing out the last pages in books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I've heard of people doing that
but I didn't know it was anything to do with him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Joe Orton used to edit library books by pasting in obscenities.
caught and court
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah - it's funny when he does it,
a criminal offence when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Well aside from (onstage) cajoling Dudley into doing a comedy bit about Dud's dad dying from cancer
It was certainly one of his greatest dick moves.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:25, archived)
# wow
I hadn't heard about that.
He really was a bastard of the highest order.
But a brilliant one.
edit: Did Dud do dad's dying drollery?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I hope you're aware of Derek and Clive's "Come Again".
So good it's been in my sig for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Not sure if I've heard that one
I remember as a 5 year old kid my brother and I found dad's derek and clive record. They were halfway through their "you fucking cunt" routine when my mum found us.

I like to think it shaped me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Sounds like the one.
I remember being crippled with laughter at the 'cancer' stuff while my dad was undergoing punishing chemotherapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Mornin' guv...
*yawns*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Mornin' Prof.
Just signed up to Purplestock

( www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22959 , you all know you want to)

and offered my services as a creepy Master of Ceremonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Good man yourself
Ha, the drummer's trying to convince me that I should be the MC... I think not...

Was thinking about tapping up When, if he's coming... haven't really decided yet. I'll keep you posted :)

Anyways... y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Dr When and his horde of ropey degenerate crap burlesque performers would be only too happy to show up, I'd've thought.
I'd be more alreet if it wasn't 2 in the sodding morning and I didn't have to go to work on Tuesday, but hey ho.
Luvly to see ya, but I think I'm gunna hafta log off pretty soon and go to sodding bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:55, archived)
# I'm already in bed... no sign of any sleep though O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Would every episode of Dr Who ever made help at all?
www.crossingthewhoniverse.com/index.html

(quite like The Talons of Weng Chiang meself)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# it was like a shiter bond film intro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I thought it was 'James' Bond...
"The name's Bond, Shiter Bond"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:19, archived)
# It really was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I couldn't remember it
until you said that :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc46Gk-6qrA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I think there were some flames involved
as well as the dancin' nekkid chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:19, archived)
# How strange.
Significantly more 'other stuff' and drastically less 'naked lady' than my fevered 12 year old mind had committed to memory.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kuDjbh9BUE&feature=player_profilepage
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:45, archived)
# FOREVER SCROOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# OW!
and WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# This is amazing...
...but making me feel slightly sick O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Psychodelic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Kaleidofuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:29, archived)