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# this is Lunchmeat

we got bored at work today, and he wanted to make a movie on the 70s porno couch.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)
# you have
a 70s porno couch in your work? Wow...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I don't know what else to call it
it's really fuzzy and really ugly.
smells ok though.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Think of the possiblities!
!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# hehe
thats mad is that.

does the porno couch still work?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# it still maintains it's couchness
if thats what you meant
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)
# no, not at all ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)
# you mean
you could have made a movie on a porno couch, and this is the type of movie you came up with? how disappointing
;) kidding. its very nice. w/y

edit - oh and on that note, Goodnight b3tans, one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)
# hah
: )

edit: night
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)
# That's very cool
I dread to ask what your occupation is though...
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# refinishing 70s porno furniture*
*lie
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Very nice!
Want to come with on the expedition I've detailed below. I could pick you up in California... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)
# ooh please
I prefer to travel by kittenback, however
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# kittens can't swim or fly
but I suppose you could ride one up Mt. Everest...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)
# they do sink like stones
but mine will fly! *gets out staple gun and feathers*
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# very good!
when it gets tired, you can take a turn on the whale!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# very silly
...and possibly the most disgusting couch I have ever seen. It truly is an eye-sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)