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# Not at the prices the Germans charge for them.
I went to the German market in Manchester at the weekend, they wanted £4.50 for a foot long frankfurter. Thieving fuckers, imagine what they'd be charging if they'd won the war.

(Edit: I assume from the comments above there's a horrible image in your post, but being at work, I can't see it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# how much for a daschund in lederhosen?
actually - that's ridiculous

You should have told them you weren't a fucking tourist!

Dieser Preis ist zu hoch. Ich bin kein fucking Touristen. Du kan geben Sie Ihre Frankfurter til Ihre Rektum. Guten Tag Herr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# About the same they were charging for a Weimaraner balancing an Apfelkuchen
twixt a Kartoffelsalat and a bowl of Schildkrotenzuppe.

Edit: Difficult to pass for a tourist in Manchester when your accent makes Terry Christian sound like RP.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Washed down with a warm glass of affensaft?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I like German food
It's almost as if it's been designed to be washed down with beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yeah, odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Pot!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I like Greek food.
It's almost as if it's been designed for when it's a bit warm out and you have fuck-all else planned for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I had a one from the German market in Bristol last year
it was filth, thoroughly upset.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Slightly better deal than Vue cinemas then.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)