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# The Nose (Knows All)

I give you the world’s premier problem solver…The Nose.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Dear Nose,
I seem to have an excess unwanted of gold just lying about my house and I just dont know what to do with it,
it's just another stress on top of trying to find a way of paying for presents this year.
There's just about enough to fit in an envelope. Can you help?
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Dear Nose,
All I wanted to do was give people information on past events which they may or may not have already known. How do I stop the lynching?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
#
The lynching will never stop.

Sincerely, The Nose
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Dear Nose,
What is our company's holistic vision of customer-focused best practice within the arena of furthering the organisation's value-laden end benefit providers?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Actually I might submit the above for the next AGM.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
# But I thought the office had already decided to ban all wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Prohibition never works
The wanking will just go underground.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Dear Nose,
When will the QotW change? And will it change for the better?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Dear Nose
I've just read a review of the Coen Bros' 'True Grit' which has wound me right up. See, the original is a fave movie of mine cos my dad *is* John Wayne to me and whilst I heart the Coen Bros' unique screenplays I don't consider the original to be a bad movie, per se. You can't tell me the excellent William Goldman's 'Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid' screenplay of the same year had any gritty realism at all when it just made my mum go gaga, while at 'True Grit' she had to take my sis out of the cinema when a dude got his fingers cut off. That's true 'gritty'. I feel certain Goldman would've been well-chuffed with himself if he'd written the iconic line, "Fill your hands, you sonofabitch!" And as for realism, that's the real John Wayne, the bloke who really kicked cancer's ass in real life twice, really up on that real horse at the end jumping that real 3-rail fence.

So, dear Nose, is it worth registering just to tell the reviewer to go fuck himself?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)