I found this... I think it should win the compo.
From the
B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all
372 entries (closed)
(
Testicles just for you,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:11,
archived)
The 'final solution' to your Xmas card needs

Is it that time again already? It comes around so quickly.
Moan. Gripe. Eats prunes.
(
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:14,
archived)
I do like this
muchly
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:20,
archived)
Ta
muchly
(
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:24,
archived)
I really want cards of this now
*clicks*
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:15,
archived)
Mind if I thrust this in here?
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:18,
archived)
I might send this to my younger siblings.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:16,
archived)
hahaha someone needs to make that.

dirty repoast :P
(
FIEND,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:19,
archived)
A blind friend of mine picked up a bottle of bleach,
ran his fingers over the braille and said, "H'mmm, if you drink this it makes you blind..."
(
twattybanjo,
Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:22,
archived)