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[challenge entry] Bond one-liner.


Bindun?

Happy Christmas B3tards.

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(sboreeves, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Pussy Galore was the best name, but is now dated.
They should have the next Bond girl called "Squirting Orgasm", or "Ankles Roundhead" "Always Anal" or something.

"Are you Anal?"

*proffering hand, smiling sweetly* "Always ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Gaping Quim?
And no, that's not an offer.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Yes please!
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *slaps back of hand*
You've already had 3 today!!

Bad Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# vadge-a-bond
more like!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# was that a snatch of music?
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Are you cracking cunt puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Fannilly enough . . . I am


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I'm not holey surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# OK - you don't need to labia the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Well there's no need to get in a flaps about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Maybe we should talk about clit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# true dat! This could start a whole new sex-tion of puns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It's was more bottom end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *goes quiet*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Uh-oh!
It's the quiet ones you have to watch . . . *watches*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *gazes steadily*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Double Anal Fisting Cock Upgash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Bond shags Lara Croft.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)