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I thought you'd never ask

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)

I sent you proper invites and

everything.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)

We've been through this before

I'm not coming over until you get rid of that creepy flatmate. He keeps busting into the toilet and taking photos of me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)

No need to worry,

the restraining order came into effect on Tuesday. He won't be bothering you again.

I've locked him in the cellar, just for good measure. Needed a fuck-load of gaffer tape, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)

At least take some of those framed toiled pictures off the wall as well

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)

*sulks*

Oh, alright then.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)

I'd also appreciate it if you'd stop facebook tagging me on random gay porn photos

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)

Am I allowed no fun anymore?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)

You can still smoke meth if you want

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)

Lawd bless you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)

Does he sign you up

for marketing companies so you get sent all the latest sanitary towels, haemorroid creams, incontinence pads, feminine deoderisers and the like. Used to be a hobby the Mrs had - getting free samples of stuff like that sent to some of the lads from her university course.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)