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# Tory Amos.


For anyone who cares, they are: Zehra Zaidi (she of HUGE chin fame); Ann Widdecombe (Troll?); Fiona Bruce (but not the one who I quite fancy); Esther Mcvey (cracking bangers. Really.); David Cameron; Amber Rudd (I went to school with Jennifer Rudd. I suspect there is no relationship); Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher LG, OM, PC, FRS; Therese Coffey (Dinner lady)& Chloe Smith (who looks like a sexy boy).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I've met Fiona Bruce
She is so thin she looks like she would snap if you gave her a good hard shove, and she also grassed me up, but I still would.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:49, archived)
# The wanking man's joan bakewell
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Tart?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# It's a wonderfully strange album
listened to it yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Wow, everybody's gone. I've got the whole board to myself. Yippee. Happy wombat year!
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# How's it goin' baby.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I'm not drunk.
And my life is dull. My hair is energetic.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I see.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I thought 2010 was a pretty good number.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'm pretty confused about hair.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# OMG EVERYONE ON B3TA IS DEAD
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)
# I hate to break the news to you, but everyone in the world is dead.
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)