This is what she said:
She said 'Listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy & I don't want to 2-time you, so it's the end for you and me'.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
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Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried
(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)
Here we go, two three four...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:54,
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I was so upset that I cried
all the way to the chip shop.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:05,
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