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# This is what she said:
She said 'Listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy & I don't want to 2-time you, so it's the end for you and me'.
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)
# who's this puff i asked her
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried
(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four...
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I was so upset that I cried
all the way to the chip shop.
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Some moron.
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)