A friend told that one in a pub.
Nearly a minute of shocked silence before the first laugh.
You may also appreciate:
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40,
archived)
What do you call a prostitute from Essex with a runny nose?
Nope, it doesn't make it any funnier?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:19,
archived)