carrots are all very wellbut the parsnip is far more frightening.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51,
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celeriac is fucking terrifying
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51,
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i have a female friendwho is scared of aubergines.
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Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:54,
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does she believe them to be alien veg?i rther like the look of them myself.
they taste awful, though.
(they taste awful, though.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:57,
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something like thatshe crosses the road to avoid them if there are any on display outside a shop.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:03,
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i knew a girl who thought they were some form of eggthis was the same girl who kept pussy willow catkins as "pets"
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Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:05,
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Parsnips have a life of their own !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:53,
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after harvesting the parsnips from the allotmenti wash them and let them dry out a bit on the kitchen table.
i swear they're watching me.
look at them, evil bastards.
(i swear they're watching me.
look at them, evil bastards.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:00,
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You might consider keeping all kitchen utensils hidden and wear a lead apron ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:14,
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or barricade the fuckers in the conservatory till i'm sure they're dead amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
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