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# !
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I loved these signs as a kid
I was always intrigued at what petting meant. I always wanted to find out.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Petting is a bit like bum sex
only gayer
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's only gay if they're a priest.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# does it involve pets?
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# only if they have large enough bums
or you have a adequate amount of Gaffa-Tape
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I have a roll right in front of me as it goes
here kitty kitty

edit: I also have a lock knife in front of me too. This doesn't look suspicious at all does it!
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# No....
On very small pets, you may have to make a small incision and then Gaffa-Tape around the opening.

* Or so I have been told

EDIT: i have actually made myself feel a little bit ill now, oh dear...
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# in my local it said "heavy petting", so maybe normal petting was allowed...?
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# yes
I remember this too. Perhaps they tightened up the petting rules
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That's because they're all fat chavs 'round your way.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Pfffffffftttttttttttt.....
Coffee on screen moment

is now leaving the building and going for a
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Petting is a kind way of saying 'noncing', I think.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# the chap in the pic certainly looks creepy
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# No sorry... That shop is far to subtle for me?
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Is it?
Oh well, never mind.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)