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# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I loved these signs as a kid
I was always intrigued at what petting meant. I always wanted to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Petting is a bit like bum sex
only gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's only gay if they're a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# does it involve pets?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# only if they have large enough bums
or you have a adequate amount of Gaffa-Tape
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I have a roll right in front of me as it goes
here kitty kitty

edit: I also have a lock knife in front of me too. This doesn't look suspicious at all does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# No....
On very small pets, you may have to make a small incision and then Gaffa-Tape around the opening.

* Or so I have been told

EDIT: i have actually made myself feel a little bit ill now, oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# in my local it said "heavy petting", so maybe normal petting was allowed...?
(hreqz, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# yes
I remember this too. Perhaps they tightened up the petting rules
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That's because they're all fat chavs 'round your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Pfffffffftttttttttttt.....
Coffee on screen moment

is now leaving the building and going for a
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Petting is a kind way of saying 'noncing', I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# the chap in the pic certainly looks creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# No sorry... That shop is far to subtle for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Is it?
Oh well, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)