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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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I loved these signs as a kid
I was always intrigued at what petting meant. I always wanted to find out.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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Petting is a bit like bum sex
only gayer
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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It's only gay if they're a priest.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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does it involve pets?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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only if they have large enough bums
or you have a adequate amount of Gaffa-Tape
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:31,
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I have a roll right in front of me as it goes
here kitty kitty
edit: I also have a lock knife in front of me too. This doesn't look suspicious at all does it!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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No....
On very small pets, you may have to make a small incision and then Gaffa-Tape around the opening.
* Or so I have been told
EDIT: i have actually made myself feel a little bit ill now, oh dear...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:23,
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in my local it said "heavy petting", so maybe normal petting was allowed...?
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hreqz,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:32,
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yes
I remember this too. Perhaps they tightened up the petting rules
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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That's because they're all fat chavs 'round your way.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:39,
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Pfffffffftttttttttttt.....
Coffee on screen moment
is now leaving the building and going for a 
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47,
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Petting is a kind way of saying 'noncing', I think.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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the chap in the pic certainly looks creepy
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:10,
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No sorry... That shop is far to subtle for me?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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Is it?
Oh well, never mind.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:16,
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