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# BEER O CLOCK!
*checks time*

Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Oh, it's always beer o' clock...
There has to be a pub open somewhere, right?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# That's right, JPG.
Due to our friend Constant Global Time (CGT), it is a mathematical constant that at any given point in time, t, there is a pub (p) open (o) somewhere in the world (O). Thus we can prove:

Within CGT O = t = p = o

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Or we could just go to Smithfields
or Borough Market, where they open at 6 AM
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, archived)
# No sense of wonder.
That's your problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# A pub open at 6AM is a thing of wonder!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# this makes no sense.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Just because you're stupid doesn't mean it's not fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Yey!

* Also buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)