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# the early bird catches the newsletter worm
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue462/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# BEER O CLOCK!
*checks time*

Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Oh, it's always beer o' clock...
There has to be a pub open somewhere, right?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# That's right, JPG.
Due to our friend Constant Global Time (CGT), it is a mathematical constant that at any given point in time, t, there is a pub (p) open (o) somewhere in the world (O). Thus we can prove:

Within CGT O = t = p = o

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Or we could just go to Smithfields
or Borough Market, where they open at 6 AM
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, archived)
# No sense of wonder.
That's your problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# A pub open at 6AM is a thing of wonder!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# this makes no sense.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Just because you're stupid doesn't mean it's not fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Yey!

* Also buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# That's awfully kind of you.
Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Well that Friday fairly whizzed by.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Blimey. And there was me planning on getting something done today.
Actually I don't know why I say that. The newsletter, engaging and diverting as it is, rarely occupies more than 15 minutes or so...

EDIT Ooo popular page of a QOTW. Will wonders never cease.

EDIT EDIT Man that tealy game is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# NURSE! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Shut up or they'll hear you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Pixar Vs. Dreamworks = Spot on O_o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# WTF my whole day is now screwed
what do I read this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# You don't have to fucking read it straight away.
Just bookmark it and save it for later...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# *fucking reads it later*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# fucking hell!
fuck!

Fuck's sake!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Please, oh mystical power,
make this his Stat Board random quote.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)