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# i just touched my soap pump, now i've got bacteria on my hand
and soap in my other hand ... what am i going to do?

this has been rolling about in my head since i first saw the ad... finally got it out... probably shoulda kept it in
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# i've tried several times
to explain to my aunt why this thing is pointless. sadly, she just can't seem to get her head around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# oh god yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Agreed
It's shite! Anyone who owns one has too much monies and not enough sense.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Personally I make extra sure and irradiate my entire house every time I breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# OMGGERMS!
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

NO NOT IN THAT WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# O_0
Too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Oh there's always one ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# only one?
this is b3ta
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# You're only gonna go and scratch your bumhole in a few minutes anyway.
Who gives a shit?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# It's not entirely pointless.
It would reduce the chances of having nasty ebils bacteria on your hands after using it, but it's a bit obsessive.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# it is entirely and completely pointless* - you're about to wash your hands anyway!
and if you can't do it right and remove most of the germs... that is natural selection, don't forget to lick your sticky fingers.

*unless you like worthless gimmicks cluttering up your home...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Be sure to wash your hands at No Point.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
#
and then you touch the door handle covered in piss from the people who failed to use the bloody thing
(Lord of Lard, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# The Guide in The Guardian did a piece on this being useless
Most people would have this in their bathroom, which probably has a toilet in it - because of that everything in that room would have some fecal matter on it (not as in a poo protest but if you can smell it, its landing on things around you, such as your toothbrush etc). And yet we survive. They also mentioned you still need to touch the tap, towels, door handle, list goes on etc etc. Such a stupid product for stupid people.
linky: www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2011/jan/01/the-hard-sell-dettol-no-touch
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)