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# Ooops - No USB. Darn.

quite a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)
# that alien's going to be really pissed off
when it finds out you've been using your spy camera to photograph the inside of its earholes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Shhh....
Don't tell him.

Damn it - Hide the Cotton Buds!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *hides*
power of positive suggestion or what?
my ears are itching like mad now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I think I burst an ear drum a few weeks back.
Was very poorly sick and snotty, and the pressure in my right ear wouldn't balance out. Every time I coughed, which was very often indeed, I could feel the pressure creep higher and higher. Woke up in the middle of the night with my ear leaking a bit, the pressure gone and everything to the right of me making a buzzy ringy sound.

Moral of the story: Ears eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)
# poor mu :(
sounds like a head cold. i get the blocked ears, but not as bad as you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The bit in my head wasn't too bad, except the fact I could blow through an entire pack of kleenex one after another with the sheer amount of snot my nasal cavity was intent on pumping out.
It was the coughing that fucked me up. I was at it for like 2 weeks. Still not quite right chest wise now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# i know this is going to sound like hippy bollocks
but i haven't had a bad cold or cough since i've been on vitamin and mineral supplements. never took them for 4 days over new year, got a cold. started taking them again and the cold went. the cough, which, after 20+ years of smoking will usually linger for at least a month, was gone in 2 days.
make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I never usually get anything more than the sniffles.
Being lolsrsly ill wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it isn't fun at all
take it from someone who's spent more time in hospitals than pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally forgot how to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
# i love you sometimes, mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Awww!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Mnmnmnmbmbmnbbmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Awesome as ever
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
# mmmmm, sealife
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Butter, a little garlic, some chopped flat-leaved parsley
nom nom nom....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# oh god, yes
add a little white wine, moules mariniere...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I do a wicked Moules Mariniere.
One day, young Smash, one day....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# one day, i may treat you to my rather splendid lobster thermidor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *awaits with bated....
....breath*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# and that's not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Not saying...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Ngggggggggk swooshy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)
# sounds like the struggling grunt of turd eviction
followed by epic flushing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I try to schedule the flushing a day after
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# better to let the smell mature
and the arsehole to stop twitching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Bad Smash!
Ewwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# heheheheh
*rubs horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# *gets the ...*
Oh, I'm so sorry, I said that out loud, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yes. yes you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Ma'am, I humbly apologise.
*humbly apologises*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Fractal Toilet Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# How glacier is formed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# babby glacier, oh my word, yes.
Edit: ^ Needs more Drumlins and Tarns.

I bloody love Geography, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# little ridge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumlin
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I didn't even get to
Cwms and Tarries, not to mention Truncated Spurs, Ox Bow lakes and

*Doctor bursts in and sedates*

mmmmmnnnnnngggggg.........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Boldly go where no man has gone before.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Well, since you asked so nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)