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# I've voted for piss stories
as I once pissed in the wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I once pissed in a bottle
and gave it to a demanding (former) girlfriend as a present.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I once pissed on my girlfriend's computer
in my defence, it was a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I pissed in a Tesco Kick bottle once on the M1 stuck in traffic
I found the bottle lodged under my seat 6 months later and it was the worst smell I have ever experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Angus pissed on my fingers the other day (caught short, he peed into a bush and somehow pissed on my fingers)
I had to walk around with pissy fingers for 10 mins before I got to a sink
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)