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# Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ninky Nonk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Nooooooou!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# 'Nang
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# 'sup chappie.
Mrs H is now 3 days past due date. If this goes on for the full 2 weeks I will be a wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
# You should try creeping up behind her and shouting "BOO!"
That'll work.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Trust me on this DON'T TRY COD LIVER OIL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# This advice is applicable in almost any situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# the wife almost shat out kidney
and the baby still stayed in for another week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# try the usual
1. sex
2. curry
3. long walks
4. being on all fours (opens the pelvis)

try a 1/4 combo.

Also - send her to mill about Mothercare all day, if she gives birth there, you get free stuff*

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I think the same applies to Sainsburys
..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# prob other places too
I expect it's a kind of bribe to get the blood spewing, screaming woman out of the shop.

Or maybe they just give you the stuff that amniotic fluid all over it....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I wonder if this would work in Stratstones?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# *googles*
hahahha!

Try it....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Stretford Arndale was responsible for the start of the whole process.
It's a well known fact that women get pregnant just by walking through Stretford Arndale...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I shouted at the cat when Mrs Freebs/Forbes whatever was pregnant with the eldest
It was Christmas Eve and I made her waters break

oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha :o)
*borrows neighbour's cat*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Be sure and take as much opportunity to sleep as you can until it comes
cos you won't be getting much afterwards

*bites nails on BHW's behalf*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Am trying to make the most of that...
It's a shame that sleep isn't a commodity that you can bank ad infinitum really.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)