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# Life's too short tbh...
Wotcher Prodge.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)
# sup!

..you're right, but the guy's a bullshitting fuckwit..can't help it :D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Yeah there's very little love lost it would appear...
I am trying to encourage Mrs H to deliver our babby on Burns night. I have a bottle of single malt ready in anticipation of this :o)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# yay! :)

have haggis with that!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Slender chance...
8 days overdue now and not so much as a twinge...

:o/
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Blimey, it's keen to stay in the warm!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Day like today I struggle to find fault with its policy...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Slàinte!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Babies don't like whisky
try a sweet sherry instead.

They like their haggis, tatties and neeps though
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Balls.
I apparently liked whisky as a baby.

Well, I say "liked" - I mean "was force-fed".

Still, it never did me any harm.
*twitches*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)