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# :D
I made 'The Magic of Chutney's Patented* Savoury Crunch' in brown oatmeal bread...hmmm

*May not really be patented
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# is it twiglets on oatmeal bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Noooooo
It is:
1 small carrot (grated)
½ small onion (grated)
Grated strong cheese (or any mixed cheese scraps left in fridge)
Spodge of English mustard
Spoonful of sour cream
Dollop of mayonnaise
Crunchy black pepper

Mix, put in sandwich, Live the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Spodge ftfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# The crazy thing is...
I BET you know exactly how much a 'spodge' is
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Half a spooge
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I think it is 1/4 to 1/3 of a dollop
The ratio of mustard to mayo should be 1:4 but can be pushed to 1:3
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I'm eating chunderbuns.
They're morrisons baps topped with cheese and onion and it looks a bit like sick.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ...Do you work in advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# What can I say...
I eat a LOT of garlic, it must flavour it if pineapple can...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Have some milt with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Ewwwwww
No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# It doesn't have to be full-fact milk
you can have semi skilled
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)