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# pffff
i'm somewhat stuck on a chair tonight.
short skirts and leather don't mix :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Try driving 250 miles
in a car with leather seats and an ill-fitting t-shirt.
That is uncomfortable. However, you do have my sympathies.
Not that there's anything wrong with short skirts, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# sounds painful!
i'm fine till i try to stand up, then i leave bits of skin behind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Poor you!
Don't you have some sort of tea-bitch to fetch you things?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# i did
but i forgot to feed him. after a while, he just lay there, not moving.
still, at least it was on bin day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
# But you had to carry him to the kerb yourself!
I suppose that answers the question "What did your last slave die of?"
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# thank fuck for wheely bins
also, i've discovered that i make a damn fine cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Everything went better than expected!
Twinings English Breakfast please; milk, no sugar. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# sorry, only pg or earl grey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ugh.
Well, I don't like perfumey teas, so I'll have the PG then. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)
# (_)>
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Tea's just a foul leafy sludge anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# It is if you
don't use tea bags/tea strainers/tea infusers.
If you pour loose-leaf brewed tea straight from a pot without a strainer, you'll get leafy sludge.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Nah, all tea.
Mmmm mmm mmm, the fine taste of leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)
# some of us don't drink coffee at night
we like being able to get to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)
# I don't like coffee either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)
# you're just being contrary, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I don't like most hot drinks.
It confuses people. They think I'm broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# that's because you're broken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)
# I also don't like eggs or mushrooms, which often fucks up fried breakfasts.
I'm not even that thrilled by the thought of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Tell me a thing you like, Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Sausages. Almost all animal based food products, except kidney.
I like chilli, indian + thai+ chinese foods.
I like pie. I like fish. I like pasta. I like most vegetables. I like fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)
# And I like you, mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'm made of vegetables.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)
# i don't even know who you are any more, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Oh Mu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)
# It tastes like bitter wood.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# See what you've done there is
you've drunk some bad coffee, and you've extended your judgement to ALL coffee. That's how coffeeist attitudes spread, Mu. That's how coffeeism gets a foot-hold.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# I'm a blantant beveragist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)