pffffi'm somewhat stuck on a chair tonight.
short skirts and leather don't mix :(
(short skirts and leather don't mix :(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:26,
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Try driving 250 milesin a car with leather seats and an ill-fitting t-shirt.
That is uncomfortable. However, you do have my sympathies.
Not that there's anything wrong with short skirts, of course!
(That is uncomfortable. However, you do have my sympathies.
Not that there's anything wrong with short skirts, of course!
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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sounds painful!i'm fine till i try to stand up, then i leave bits of skin behind
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:30,
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Poor you!Don't you have some sort of tea-bitch to fetch you things?
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:31,
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i didbut i forgot to feed him. after a while, he just lay there, not moving.
still, at least it was on bin day.
(still, at least it was on bin day.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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But you had to carry him to the kerb yourself!I suppose that answers the question "What did your last slave die of?"
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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thank fuck for wheely binsalso, i've discovered that i make a damn fine cup of tea
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:36,
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Everything went better than expected!Twinings English Breakfast please; milk, no sugar. Ta.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:39,
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sorry, only pg or earl grey Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:42,
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Ugh.Well, I don't like perfumey teas, so I'll have the PG then. Ta.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:43,
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It is if youdon't use tea bags/tea strainers/tea infusers.
If you pour loose-leaf brewed tea straight from a pot without a strainer, you'll get leafy sludge.
(If you pour loose-leaf brewed tea straight from a pot without a strainer, you'll get leafy sludge.
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:49,
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Nah, all tea.Mmmm mmm mmm, the fine taste of leaves.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:52,
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some of us don't drink coffee at nightwe like being able to get to sleep
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:50,
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you're just being contrary, aren't you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:53,
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I don't like most hot drinks.It confuses people. They think I'm broken.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:54,
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that's because you're broken Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:56,
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I also don't like eggs or mushrooms, which often fucks up fried breakfasts.I'm not even that thrilled by the thought of bacon.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:57,
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Sausages. Almost all animal based food products, except kidney.I like chilli, indian + thai+ chinese foods.
I like pie. I like fish. I like pasta. I like most vegetables. I like fruit.
(I like pie. I like fish. I like pasta. I like most vegetables. I like fruit.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:02,
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i don't even know who you are any more, man Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:01,
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See what you've done there isyou've drunk some bad coffee, and you've extended your judgement to ALL coffee. That's how coffeeist attitudes spread, Mu. That's how coffeeism gets a foot-hold.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:58,
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