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I'm somewhat stuck on a theme tonight

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Star World Wars II.
Apologies for monotony, perhaps eventually I'll get round to a compo entry.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)

pffff

i'm somewhat stuck on a chair tonight.
short skirts and leather don't mix :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)

Try driving 250 miles

in a car with leather seats and an ill-fitting t-shirt.
That is uncomfortable. However, you do have my sympathies.
Not that there's anything wrong with short skirts, of course!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)

sounds painful!

i'm fine till i try to stand up, then i leave bits of skin behind

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

Poor you!

Don't you have some sort of tea-bitch to fetch you things?

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)

i did

but i forgot to feed him. after a while, he just lay there, not moving.
still, at least it was on bin day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)

But you had to carry him to the kerb yourself!

I suppose that answers the question "What did your last slave die of?"

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

thank fuck for wheely bins

also, i've discovered that i make a damn fine cup of tea

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)

Everything went better than expected!

Twinings English Breakfast please; milk, no sugar. Ta.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

sorry, only pg or earl grey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

Ugh.

Well, I don't like perfumey teas, so I'll have the PG then. Ta.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

(_)>

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

Tea's just a foul leafy sludge anyway.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

It is if you

don't use tea bags/tea strainers/tea infusers.
If you pour loose-leaf brewed tea straight from a pot without a strainer, you'll get leafy sludge.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

Nah, all tea.

Mmmm mmm mmm, the fine taste of leaves.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)

some of us don't drink coffee at night

we like being able to get to sleep

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

I don't like coffee either.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

you're just being contrary, aren't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

I don't like most hot drinks.

It confuses people. They think I'm broken.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)

that's because you're broken

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

I also don't like eggs or mushrooms, which often fucks up fried breakfasts.

I'm not even that thrilled by the thought of bacon.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)

Tell me a thing you like, Mu.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

Sausages. Almost all animal based food products, except kidney.

I like chilli, indian + thai+ chinese foods.
I like pie. I like fish. I like pasta. I like most vegetables. I like fruit.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

And I like you, mofaha.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)

I'm made of vegetables.

True story.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)

i don't even know who you are any more, man

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

Oh Mu

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

It tastes like bitter wood.

Sorry.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)

See what you've done there is

you've drunk some bad coffee, and you've extended your judgement to ALL coffee. That's how coffeeist attitudes spread, Mu. That's how coffeeism gets a foot-hold.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)

I'm a blantant beveragist.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

Just out of curiosity.....

.... the chubby guy with his hand on the knife/dagger ....Ernst Röhm??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

On closer inspection

it looks like him. I'm not a massive expert but you might be able to put two and two together. This photo is from Operation Barbarossa. I don't know if he visited the front or was directly involved in actions there.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

he was long dead before the war started

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

So that'll be a no then.

Thank you, benito vaselini, for settling that pressing question.
Seriously, much appreciated. :)

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)

how can you tell the photo's from operation barbarossa?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

Turns out

I was talking out of my arse.
That actually is Ernst Röhm seeing as that photo was taken in Essen in the 1930s.
I searched Operation Barbarossa on Google Image Search under large files and it came up. I neglected to read the associated information.
What a wally I am...

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

easy mistake to make. :)

one grainy black and white image with fascists looks much the same as the next

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

Are you being fascistist?

You shouldn't discriminate against fascists! :P

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)

*Click*

for honesty :-D

Edit:- Just a bit more info. I first heard of the guy about 15 years ago
(before the internet came along) in a newspaper report & the story told
that he was a recruitment officer for the Hitler Youth. This meant that he
used to go around to schools recruiting young boys for the Nazi party &
took sexual advantage of the situation whenever he could (according to the
report). The Wikipedia post just tells me that Hitler used the "Night of
the long knives" to kill two birds with one stone 'cos we can't have a
paedophile in the ranks....can we? :-D

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)

Well

there's no point trying to make up a story when somebody might just turn up and smash it up into tiny bits, is there?

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

*applause*

This just makes me look amateurish! Good work sir!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

THIS REALLY HAPPENED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

That must have been around the corner

from where the AT-ATs were headed. You'd need something like that to repel a giant cat of that magnitude!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

Ohhhh

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:29, archived)