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# ooh
I appear to wear a gown to work
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Perverts like you should be banned!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *swooshes*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ^ This
I am the same...

* Looks to check he still has man bits
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# what is it with you gowned perverts! 'angings too good for them.
Get a cape like the rest of us!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I just ran it through with my sporty raincoat!
and life jackets don't have sleeves surely?

Are you sure this is 100% scientific? Have you run it past the boys at the lab?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# RAINCOAT!!!!! Oh FFS.
EDIT/ Double bollocks, life jacket needs to move.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ah. nothing like the sound of a published mistake being realised!
;D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I like to think of b3ta as my proof reading service :D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# right, fixed now. I hope you are please with yourself!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# nope - still a gown!
Sleeves - yes
Posh - no
binman - no
geek chic - no - but it would appear I ought to answer yes.
loony - no
silky - no
golden - no
pervy - no - It's just a black sports raincoat - not a flasher mac.
Gown
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I see... kindly take of your gown *polishes monacle*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I think life jackets should have sleeves.
And attached to those sleeves should be a variety of snacks, you know, pork scratchings etc.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Interesting, interesting
but how would you stop them getting soggy? and surely they would attract sharks? And your sales forecasts are a joke! It's no good, this is not an investment for me. I'm out.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Ahh see, thats where your wrong.
You could feed the sharks, who are lovers of all savoury snacks, also, they wouldn't get soggy cos they have special epoxy resin coating!

Where's my money bitch?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yes, but none of this essential information was in your original proposal!
come back when you've thought things through.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I am not asking for your hand in marriage.
I am asking for £100 gajillion!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Throw in some sort of pickled egg holder and I am in!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I don't know how it happened, but I am wearing a smoking jacket.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# best get the extinguisher
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# You are WeeWillyWinky
aicmtp

Edit:Ahhhhh! So am I!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# As Roy Walker says....
say what you see ;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I need to lose a few more pounds first
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Send me some if you like.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I'll need a scalpel, a hoover and a jiffy bag
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Bloody inflation.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Credit crunch and all that + new V.A.T rate!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)