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# Ha ha!
A bit of Worcestershire Sauce around their eyes would make them a bit more gothy. Then a generous sprinkling of flour.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hey!
People are saying I'm you! It's a travesty! There is not a trace of gel or hams in my pics. How's it goin'?
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I thought you were too
I think it's the smell . . .



(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Which area of me have you been sniffing?
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Yes well, it's my overactive sweat glands caused by eating too many swan pituitaries during my privileged childhood.
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR LITTLE SECRET.

Edit: Oh, you meant HIM. Well that's alright then.

*shuffles away*
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# It's going okay.
People aren't saying you look like me as well are they? I was planning a particularly complicated murder at an upcoming high society gathering and am in need of a doppelganger in order to see it through, Belgian detectives notwithstanding of course.

(I saw that pic and thought the ballsack was particularly well executed.)
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Cheers! I resisted the urge to use... self reference... for that.
Does this gentleman possess a meticulously waxed affectation of the upper lip? If so, say no more. My services are at your disposal.
Gazzed you by the way.
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Yes he does, although I fear it will be nigh in impossible to thwart his tenaciousness.
I've replied to yer Gaz!
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)