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# you'll be knocking one out
to pics of squirrels with tits before you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I suppose if everyone's doing it, it must be OK
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everyone *is* right?
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# everyone but me
being one with breasts myself, i don't find female furballs attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I have a cock
but perhaps due to my steady level of contact with other humans, or perhaps simply as a result of not liking the idea of sticking my cock in such creatures, I have not yet had to resort to wanking over and/or raping small animals. That day may yet come, who knows.

*resumes fucking cow*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# stick around here for a while
there's people on here who'd gladly rim a gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# just checked how long i've been here for...
and i realised it was my b3taday the other day... 5 years. oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# happy belated candleday!
been here more than 3 and a half years myself. doesn't seem that long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Oh Jesus
Gibbon rimming? Baboons are much more appreciative bum lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# having never rimmed either a gibbon or a baboon
i'll have to take your word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Not even a man who looked like one?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# why? what have you heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# well, except you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)