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[challenge entry] Why are you guys so scared of Tuesday anyway?
What's the worst that could happen?
!) = Bang Bracket. It means nothing.
I've lurked here to long, and seen too many prime opportunities to doctor other peoples legitimate artworks with Magenta Phalluses passed by to remain silent any longer.

From the Goth! challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# i would like argoth to be a real shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# They don't have mini-pens
It's disposable Quills.

The customer with Ticket "666" should get a spot prize.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# i LOVE getting a raffle ticket
with the number 666 on it. if my mate's with me, we'll fight for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
#
Argoth is a real shop... but sadly only an internet one. I bought my first ever gothy stuff from there years ago... and I also work for a certain catalogue shop too. Oooh.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# They did have a shop
in Huddersfield, if I'm not mistaken. might have closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# yep.
www.argoth.co.uk/shop.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Blindsided by reality
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# ha! welcome, shop a pull, kitten a chair etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I've head it said...
...but never thought I'd do it (so to speak). Now where's that Polar bear?
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# hahahaha
Welcome Punctuation-person!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Cheers,
You've got me pushing [F5] now. This can't be good.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# you'll be knocking one out
to pics of squirrels with tits before you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I suppose if everyone's doing it, it must be OK
...
...
...
everyone *is* right?
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# everyone but me
being one with breasts myself, i don't find female furballs attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I have a cock
but perhaps due to my steady level of contact with other humans, or perhaps simply as a result of not liking the idea of sticking my cock in such creatures, I have not yet had to resort to wanking over and/or raping small animals. That day may yet come, who knows.

*resumes fucking cow*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# stick around here for a while
there's people on here who'd gladly rim a gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# just checked how long i've been here for...
and i realised it was my b3taday the other day... 5 years. oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# happy belated candleday!
been here more than 3 and a half years myself. doesn't seem that long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Oh Jesus
Gibbon rimming? Baboons are much more appreciative bum lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# having never rimmed either a gibbon or a baboon
i'll have to take your word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Not even a man who looked like one?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# why? what have you heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# well, except you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Tuesday's can be something of a mixed bag.
But The Fates have been kind, this week.
Nice pic - welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Excellent start
Welcome in B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# hello bang-bracket
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# does everything have to be about sex for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# It'll look better when I lose the 'L' plate
or do you do pass plus?
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Im just a dumb USA-ian
they let me post here after UK working hours, so I have no say in the matter :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin the penis mightier than the s word, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Only with the cold light of retrospect
I realise it's a shockingly anglo-centric cultural reference to a bizarre retail concept, which we as a nation are perhaps slightly embarrassed about... But then I have heard of 'Ham-Dingers' so it's not all bad :|
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# lovely stuff
i thought this was another monkeon frontpage to-be until i scrolled down!

Combichrist are a goth band though? Ive seen them - they were supporting rammstein.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
#
Electronic Industrial (if we're pigeon-holing[1])? But there's a sufficient cross-over of 'goth-in-clothing-and-attitude' followers for a cheap pun. I thought it was a suitable product line for Argoth. That or a 'Cure' branded Medicine cabinet... I wondered about 'Elizabeth Bathory' plastic gold jewellery, but couldn't figure out how to goth it up enough.


[1] Band in 12 Countys, still practised in Yorkshire.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Woo Rammstein! Woooo!
And yeah, I wasn't too impressed with CC. Trying to be all badass by kicking over symbols and stuff that the roadies had to put back in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# As a former Roadie
I agree with this message.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# They're a terrible band.
Rammstein are a terrible band too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# LIES!
One of the best live acts in the world. And I didn't even like them before I saw them...

!) : Nicely done. Welcome, you'll never leave, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# well done and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha, great first post!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Has finally found his mad cat lady., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Fuck yes I've just been reading some Lovecraft. Yog-Sothoth be praised!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# :DD
welcome to
(herman:D, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# MY EYES
Well, actually I'm quite used to it.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Yay! This is most excellent
especially for the Combichrist reference :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)