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I've lurked here to long, and seen too many prime opportunities to doctor other peoples legitimate artworks with Magenta Phalluses passed by to remain silent any longer.

I've lurked here to long, and seen too many prime opportunities to doctor other peoples legitimate artworks with Magenta Phalluses passed by to remain silent any longer.
From the Goth! challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)
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It's disposable Quills.
The customer with Ticket "666" should get a spot prize.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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The customer with Ticket "666" should get a spot prize.

with the number 666 on it. if my mate's with me, we'll fight for it!
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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Argoth is a real shop... but sadly only an internet one. I bought my first ever gothy stuff from there years ago... and I also work for a certain catalogue shop too. Oooh.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 21:08,
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in Huddersfield, if I'm not mistaken. might have closed.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:53,
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...but never thought I'd do it (so to speak). Now where's that Polar bear?
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:29,
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to pics of squirrels with tits before you know it
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:30,
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everyone *is* right?
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:34,
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everyone *is* right?

being one with breasts myself, i don't find female furballs attractive
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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but perhaps due to my steady level of contact with other humans, or perhaps simply as a result of not liking the idea of sticking my cock in such creatures, I have not yet had to resort to wanking over and/or raping small animals. That day may yet come, who knows.
*resumes fucking cow*
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:04,
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*resumes fucking cow*

there's people on here who'd gladly rim a gibbon
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:06,
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and i realised it was my b3taday the other day... 5 years. oo-er
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:07,
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been here more than 3 and a half years myself. doesn't seem that long.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:10,
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Gibbon rimming? Baboons are much more appreciative bum lovers
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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i'll have to take your word for it.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:43,
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But The Fates have been kind, this week.
Nice pic - welcome to b3ta.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:35,
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Nice pic - welcome to b3ta.

or do you do pass plus?
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:45,
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they let me post here after UK working hours, so I have no say in the matter :D
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:48,
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I realise it's a shockingly anglo-centric cultural reference to a bizarre retail concept, which we as a nation are perhaps slightly embarrassed about... But then I have heard of 'Ham-Dingers' so it's not all bad :|
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 22:28,
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i thought this was another monkeon frontpage to-be until i scrolled down!
Combichrist are a goth band though? Ive seen them - they were supporting rammstein.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:44,
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Combichrist are a goth band though? Ive seen them - they were supporting rammstein.

Electronic Industrial (if we're pigeon-holing[1])? But there's a sufficient cross-over of 'goth-in-clothing-and-attitude' followers for a cheap pun. I thought it was a suitable product line for Argoth. That or a 'Cure' branded Medicine cabinet... I wondered about 'Elizabeth Bathory' plastic gold jewellery, but couldn't figure out how to goth it up enough.
[1] Band in 12 Countys, still practised in Yorkshire.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 19:52,
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[1] Band in 12 Countys, still practised in Yorkshire.

And yeah, I wasn't too impressed with CC. Trying to be all badass by kicking over symbols and stuff that the roadies had to put back in place.
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Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:13,
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One of the best live acts in the world. And I didn't even like them before I saw them...
!) : Nicely done. Welcome, you'll never leave, etc, etc.
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Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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!) : Nicely done. Welcome, you'll never leave, etc, etc.