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# >FUCK GANDALF
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PASS
THE COW
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# that's good
i didn't eat the fucker
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It looks hungry
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# so would i be if all i ever got was grass
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I'm trying to get back in shape before trying to fit back in a wet suit
I know how the poor cow feels
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# try the liver reduction diet for a fortnight
you should lose at least a stone
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# so far my diet is smoking more
and eating less dead animals, pretty much in that order
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# cut out starchy foods
and severely limit beer intake
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# My beer intake is already limited
by how much I can fit in my mouth
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# mine is limited
by the fact that i don't actually like beer
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I can manage to get more vodka in my mouth than beer
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# same here
although i tend to stick to bacardi these days
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Achievement Unlocked!
Penetrated The Wizard's Circle.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# way ahead of you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# This - HARD!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 7:35, archived)