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[challenge entry] Once upon a time I had a wife and some kids, now I share a bench in the park. Nothing I can do,

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# fucking hate that god awful song
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# indeed!
I don't know how it ever made the charts. Was it from a movie soundtrack or something?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# god knows
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)
# It was a big Jim Steinman production number.
So it sold to the (10m+) people who bought Meat Loaf records.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:16, archived)
# sung everywhere drunken harlots get together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)
# And when they get togeather
it was Moider!
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# good job they weren't in taggart
then it'd have been mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# mulllllllldullllllll
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Highest body-count per episode
IIRC. They always had a corpse falling out of a cupboard or car's boot right around the ad breaks. 1 jucey killing at the start of the show, 4 ad breaks, and maybe a couple of extra slayings for the climax - it all adds up.

I think every Scots actor has been a body on that show.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# probably.
the only crime thing i tend to watch these days is new tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
watch engage in
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)
# STOP HIDING UNDER MY BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)
# DID YOU WANT THESE WILDEBEEST CATCHING OR WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# well, restrained, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'd kill
Ok, maybe just comit aggravated assult to get a copy of "Resort to Murder" a one-off BBC co-production from the mid 90's. Loved it when I was young... now unobtainable. I even eMailed the production company who made it, apparently the Beeb are just sitting on the rights :|

My present detective drama intake consists of DVD Box-sets of the ITV 'Serlock Holmes' (Bret is bonkers in the nut), and 'Murder One'.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)
# don't think i ever saw resort to murder
but you're right about jeremy brett.
that said, basil rathbone is rather good in hound of the baskervilles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I never really 'got' the Rathbone Homles
though I think it's because he was pressed into wartimne service as a propagandist, and Conan Doyal neve wrote about Bomb-sights... though I think he looked most like the etchings in the strand. Actually one of the better interpretations was the one with WIlliam Shatner in it (of all people).
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# i grew up watching the rathbone version
as my mum had a massive crush on him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# TMI
As with all 'generational' charactors, I guess it's the one you grow up with that's always most familiar. and on that note, good night.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# This is Mister S. A near-omnipotent dark lord who forged 13 rings to ensnare the lords of elves, dwarves and men, and one ring to rule them all.
This is Mrs B. A young, brave hobbit who takes on the near-futile quest to take the One Ring back to the fires where it was forged, and destroy the empire of the dark lord.
And where they met... it was Mordor!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# :D
i'd watch that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# When they married it was... moydur!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Oh Piss
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Get out of my head
If you're thinking of Vic Reeves with buns strapped to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggh
I was. Derran Stop!
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're talking 70s~80s TV
Tom's Diner
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Sorry for the eye strain
at least it's friendly to dial-up people
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It's good.
Sounds like you've recently undergone a mild corrective flaming, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Not guilty
Years infront of a Computer or in a lightless steel bunker have totally destroyed my eyes.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Hur hur, I like it
I was scratching my head thinking it was Burt Reynolds
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Never see them in the same room though
do you.

Think about it.
(!) - It's meaningless, much like my output on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:27, archived)