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# Go Compare!
Nadine Dorries as the Go Compare Man (made for today's article):



If you don't know who Nadine Dorries is (or where she keeps her fifties stashed) then consider yourself lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:10, archived)
# You love Nadine Dorries, you do.
You have specially photoshopped nude pictures of her and everything.
Don't deny it, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# There are some things
one does NOT joke about.

Especially on a full stomach. Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I was only kidding. *offers refund on sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# which other b3ta tweeter is always on about Dorries?
is it Nibus?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# fucking Dorries can fucking fuck off
the rancid old vinegar witch


I think it's some other b3tan tweeter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# you're always on about Dorries though aren't you?
or am I confusing you with Manic?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# maybe
Tim's Dorries tweets are substantially better informed than mine

I just do base insults

and cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# mm cake
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# *follows*
*expects cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hmmm...
Don't think it's Nibus. Other than Bloggerheads?... not sure.

Edit: I stand (sit) corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I didn't know who or what a Dorries was until I logged in to tweetdeck t'other month
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It sounds as though ti should be a poisonous hedgerow fruit.
Or something.

"Don't go eating those Dorries, they'll fair banjax your stomach, they will."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I recognise your wordpress theme
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yay, Mystique.
SEO: Happy to help. Just use it for good, and not eeeeeeeeeevil
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I'm going to use it to make me the top ranked search
for "freelance graphic designers in Huddersfield living in Kirkburton called bilbobaileybarneybobs"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:25, archived)
# (waves magic wand)
and so it shall be
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# huzzah
*waits for flood of email equiries...*



*waits*


*looks at watch*

*checks email*

hmm - I think my email is broken

...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:34, archived)