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# You love Nadine Dorries, you do.
You have specially photoshopped nude pictures of her and everything.
Don't deny it, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# There are some things
one does NOT joke about.

Especially on a full stomach. Bleurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I was only kidding. *offers refund on sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# which other b3ta tweeter is always on about Dorries?
is it Nibus?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# fucking Dorries can fucking fuck off
the rancid old vinegar witch


I think it's some other b3tan tweeter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)
# you're always on about Dorries though aren't you?
or am I confusing you with Manic?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# maybe
Tim's Dorries tweets are substantially better informed than mine

I just do base insults

and cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# mm cake
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# *follows*
*expects cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hmmm...
Don't think it's Nibus. Other than Bloggerheads?... not sure.

Edit: I stand (sit) corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I didn't know who or what a Dorries was until I logged in to tweetdeck t'other month
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It sounds as though ti should be a poisonous hedgerow fruit.
Or something.

"Don't go eating those Dorries, they'll fair banjax your stomach, they will."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:37, archived)