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[challenge entry] :D

From the British Tourist Board Posters challenge. See all 127 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Come to Great Britain! Hear real Britons piss and moan about the shitty weather..
.. nice, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Some pissed tourist-friendly 'punk' asked me for change outside Camden Tube a while ago
and seemed really offended when I told him to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# That is precisely the right response.
Fuck Camden, and everything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I noticed they ask for a quid
whenever a tourist asks for a photo with one of them, on account of their slightly jaded appearance; weird how perception works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# My general response is:
"The 70s? They went that way, you cunt"

Mainly due to the fact that the majority of the trustafarians hanging around in Camden weren't even born when Punk was going on. Just sayin'....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Quite
and Italian; sort of sends my brain into a jumble for a moment or two

Before I remember IT IS ALL A FANTASY, and a tourist attraction, before all the tourists piss me off dealing with the tube station
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Where I live.......
It's a £1.00.....
And give us not lend.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# It's Pob!
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)