Hahahaha...I saw an Irishman this morning who was very distressed.
'What's wrong?' I asked. 'Bejeesus, someone's just stolen my car!'
'Did you get a good look at them?'
'No, but I got their registration!!!'
*Gets coat*
('What's wrong?' I asked. 'Bejeesus, someone's just stolen my car!'
'Did you get a good look at them?'
'No, but I got their registration!!!'
*Gets coat*
Ninj,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:04,
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oh ffsmy brother got me good before.
"you've got something on the back of your leg," he says.
"where?" i asked, twisting my leg to look.
"uh-huh-huh" he replies, just as i realise i'm doing elvis moves with my leg.
("you've got something on the back of your leg," he says.
"where?" i asked, twisting my leg to look.
"uh-huh-huh" he replies, just as i realise i'm doing elvis moves with my leg.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:18,
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I asked a man in Dublin'What's the quickest way to the Guinness Store?'
He said, 'Are you driving or walking?'
I said, 'Driving'.
He said, 'That's the quickest way'
(He said, 'Are you driving or walking?'
I said, 'Driving'.
He said, 'That's the quickest way'
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:34,
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