They're gonna crash and get spinal injuries!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:46,
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Pointless
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:52,
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Spikey cunts!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:56,
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cheeky young whippersnapper!!he's cute...I'll go easy on him
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:06,
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Hahahaha...I saw an Irishman this morning who was very distressed.
'What's wrong?" I asked. "Bejeesus, someone's just stolen my car!"
"Did you get a good look at them?"
"No, but I got their registration!!!"
*Gets coat*
('What's wrong?" I asked. "Bejeesus, someone's just stolen my car!"
"Did you get a good look at them?"
"No, but I got their registration!!!"
*Gets coat*
Ninj,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:04,
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oh ffsmy brother got me good before.
"you've got something on the back of your leg," he says.
"where?" i asked, twisting my leg to look.
"uh-huh-huh" he replies, just as i realise i'm doing elvis moves with my leg.
("you've got something on the back of your leg," he says.
"where?" i asked, twisting my leg to look.
"uh-huh-huh" he replies, just as i realise i'm doing elvis moves with my leg.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:18,
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I asked a man in Dublin'What's the quickest way to the Guinness Store?'
He said, 'Are you driving or walking?'
I said, 'Driving'.
He said, 'That's the quickest way'
(He said, 'Are you driving or walking?'
I said, 'Driving'.
He said, 'That's the quickest way'
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:34,
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Woo!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:12,
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Lovely stuff.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:27,
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They're all the rage !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:46,
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