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# Romsey has built a monument to itself
I think they've got it pretty right.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I really want to do a RIS type thing to this but can't think of how to frame it :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# It's just a shit town, with a shit monument, on which it describes itself as shit
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# what does the full text actually say
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# IRN
CHAVYW
SHITTON
STREAM
TEST
SDITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# IRN BRU?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# What's a Grecian urn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# and how much tax does he avoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
Its just a list of nearby roads and places. Chavy Water, for example. Can't actually remember all of them, and can't be bothered to go back to check.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# ead irn w e ton test ditch?
I don't...

No, actually, on second thoughts that does make perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# lol
I used to go to school just outside Romsey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Which one?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# A school? In or near Romsey?
Nah. Nice try but I didn't come down in the last shower of rain.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Mountbatten?
Edit: Or the other one we all used to beat the living bejeezus out of on a regular basis?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# The other one you used to beat the living bejeezus out of
Stanbridge Earls:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Oh yes...
You lot were easy pickings...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah
Fortunately I wasn't in any of the teams, I was a cross country runner, so I can openly say they were utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# But now, with the restraining order and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ^ best response
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah I haven't had a shag in aaages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Ever since they turned The Plaza in a bingo hall,
an already crap town really started going for it*.

*downhill, that is.

/bitter and twisted youth blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# The Plaza is still a theatre
Isn't it?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# This is from the ancient past, whilst I was still living there, so most likely it's all changed again.
living there doing penance.

:) I recall signing a petition against building Romsey Rapids ffs! I've no idea if that is even there anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Yeah, that's still there.
The allotments are under threat though.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhhh, yes.
Many was the time I was to be located, face down in them thar allotments after a skinful of HSB at the Old House At Home.

/actually, back then it really was all fields blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)