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# Fortunately, your fate rests in the hands of the sober, considered voice of the people.
What should be done with Smash Monkey?
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *awaits outcome*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# WHO VOTED TO HAVE ME COMMITTED?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Your nearest and dearest? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# they never come here
thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Better renew your passport, by the looks of things.
I reckon you'll do an even better job than Geri Halliwell.
And you might get a chance to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# need to renew my passport soon anyway
i look nothing like my passport photo any more.
not that i'd want to pinch Nelson Mandela's arse, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Of course.
He's ill enough without having his arse stolen by a pesky junior work colleague.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# And as you can see, your public loves you by an overwhelming majority.
So sod your nearest and dearest and section 8 of the Mental Health Act.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i'm slightly worried about the 4 that want me stuffed and mounted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Remember there's a strong contingent here who are very sentimental about vermin like cats and dogs,
to the point where they consider them human.
And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# that doesn't make me feel any better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# OK, take those four who clicked 'stuffed and mounted'.
How many of those just idly clicked it for a laff, and how many are going to assassinate you with a neurotoxin-tipped crossbow bolt, transport your cadaver to an expert Swiss underground taxidermist and pay to have you exquisitely stuffed and mounted, at immense cost, and then negotiate the tricky exportation of the finished artwork through customs and into their bedsit?
Only one or two, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Who voted to have Smash committed?
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# SADFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# 2? ... but there's only 1 vote?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# True.
Only one vote... every 60 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Stuffed and mounted of course
since that seems to be a recurring theme of interest
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I'm surprised that more people haven't gone for this, frankly, filthy option.
You've let me down B3ta. You've let me down, and you've let yourslef down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# that's because you're a colossal perv, Mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Pot/Kettle racialism going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)
# :D
i am now going for a shower. i'll be interested to see the results of the vote when i get back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)
# It was probably a bad move to express migivings about being stuffed and mounted...
(an expert psephologist writes)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)