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# Only the free-range ones
the less fortunate are crammed into see-thru triangular plastic boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# won't somebody think of the battery farmed sandwiches :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I did once eat something that tasted like a PP9
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# haha battery-licker
oh fuck - I can taste battery now just from thinking about it!

on the same topic - did you know that if you imagine squeezing an orange into a glass and then pretend to drink it, then your brain tastes orange. This doesn't work with everyone, but one that does tend to is tipping your head back and pretending to shake salt into your open mouth from a salt-cellar - your brain will taste salt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I often do this with alcohol
unfortunately the pretend Police pulled me over for a pretend breathalyzer yesterday. I got several pretend points on my license.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I pretended to snort cocaine and then pretended to talk shit
oh, wait.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# pretendlols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# try the salt thing
it really works
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# You're suppose to pretend to use a salt-shaker!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# and do it in front of lots of people
an office works best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Someone will throw a crumpled up note into your mouth basketball style.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)