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[challenge entry] no returns policy from Dexters

I may have helped putting the lid and wrapping on.. and cats don't know how to use question marks.

From the Kittens Doing Science challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Send Dexter through the transporter tube !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Godspeed Dexi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# No, you cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# What IS the fascination cats have with boxes?
Mine sits in shallow beer trays, huge packing boxes, and even tries to get in to boxes way too small for her. Or is she just not all there?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Cats like to sit in boxes because they think they're people.
People like to sit in boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I like to sit on sofas.
Therefore I am not a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I like to sit on cats, therefore I am a box.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)
# What is this fascination people have about boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I know a guy who, at university, was seeing this girl
Having bought a huge TV he was left with an equally enormous box the TV came in. The girl apparently got quite excited by this and climbed straight in.
Their relationship developed to her coming round, climbing in to the box, being removed after a length of time for sex, then returning to the box. All of her own volition.
What is it with people and cardboard boxes?

edit:this is QOTW, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Quryosity
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
i think they might find it comforting like being in the womb... Dexi gets in the paper recycling bag when it's hanging from the trampoline which is stood up.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I think they're all just doo fucking lally.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Haha....Go on Dexter.... "cat's don't know how to use question marks"
But the look on his face is just saying "WHY WHY WHY"....!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)