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slurp

mind if i pop this here

30 seconds full (850w), 30 seconds wait, 15 seconds full. perfect.
balls, put first pic twice.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)

1 cup...

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)

How to make a polished turd?

...Haaa haaa haaa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)

Not in the microwave!!

Why bother with the clingfilm??

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)

potwashing not required

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)

Hahahaa

OK I'll give you that one.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)

and it's easy to lift out and flip onto a magenta plastic plate*.

*magenta plastic plate is an optional extra.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)

balls

Feel free to plop your balls anywhere you feel they are warranted. Also, I'm going to try this...

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)

its full of yum.

also, did you design the logo? And does it taste like monster or relentless?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)

My mate Jameson did the logo and his mate Pete did the drawing. Here is Jameson's Flickr and Pete's Flickr

And it tastes a bit like a certain crimson cow themed drink. But wings are for fairies, Bear Semen gives you the Strengh of 10 Gorillas.

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)

but my gorillas go up to eleven

;)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)

one one?

one one?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)

Many people do in fact report gaining the strength of 11 gorillas, but it's not official company policy to make that claim.

(almost_ is pumped full of Bear Semen, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)