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# he has the same tattoo as me!
does that make me a chemsnail?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# That depends do you leave a slimy trail behind you... on second thoughts dont answer that.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# i think discretion is definitely the better part of valour here
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# ...
Yes. Yes it does
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# well, that explains all the lettuce in my fridge
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Does the next door neighbour keep throwing you over the fence back into your garden?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# not since they fitted alleygates
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# You have a tattoo of a snail?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# don't be silly
the snail has the same tattoo as me!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# front or back bum?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# back, of course
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Give Way on the front then?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# nothing on the front
i really don't want my fronty bits tattooed
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I'm just being cheeky
I will cease chatting about your vagina now.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# just as well
having to swallow your vomit back down is unpleasant
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# you don't have to swallow my vomit if you don't want to
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
#
vomit
What a gentleman
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# and she was also a smack-raddled whore, by the look of her
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# lets not anger the Allen
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Haven't seen him of late
*tempts fate*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)