pffffft, snails are fast!
They only go slow to lull us alll into a false sense of security, before dashing into our brains and thoroughly washing the thoughts out, reading them, putting them back in all-a-jumble, then telling all of our secrets to jews who use our knowledge to make adverts which cause us to drink Diet Coke, which contains poisons that make our minds even more washable and then the jews just have to click their circumcised non-holocausted fingers and they know what we're thinking and then it's all over, we then have to become masons.
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:14,
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That depends do you leave a slimy trail behind you... on second thoughts dont answer that.
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:22,
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i think discretion is definitely the better part of valour here
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:24,
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Does the next door neighbour keep throwing you over the fence back into your garden?
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27,
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nothing on the front
i really don't want my fronty bits tattooed
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:51,
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I'm just being cheeky
I will cease chatting about your vagina now.
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Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:52,
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just as well
having to swallow your vomit back down is unpleasant
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