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# How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, it's a really obscure number you probably haven't heard of
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Ha-ha!
The first laugh of Friday is always a welcome herald.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:39, archived)
# haha - love that one
I told this one at work yesterday in front of a bunch of consultants. They looked uncomfortable...

How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than you thought was necessary but fewer than you'll be billed for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:41, archived)
# were the MoD 'consultants'?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:49, archived)
# haha no
we get our lighbulbs from our Office Management company!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to change the bulb, and one to hold my cock. Mother. Ladder! I meant ladder..

(C) Mad Dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:46, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm enjoying that far more than I thought I would.
Even Max Beesley isn't ruining it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:50, archived)
# It's a pretty stellar cast for British tv, and well scripted.
Haven't watched last night's finale, yet.
I'm hoping it doesn't collapse in a blaze of blood, bullets and bullshit..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# I'm saving it for sunday night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)
# How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't worry about your poor old mother, I'll just sit here in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 8:56, archived)