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# But in a sexy way, right?
Jordan's the epitome of what women should look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# But in a sexy way, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Actually I'm very poorly
So I'll just come round and cough all over you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Cor!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# well I certainly would
several times.

but then I would have to kill her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Who was it who did the animation of someone wiggling a pencil in the Dartford tunnel
As a crude explanation of her and Peter Wankre's sex life?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Peter Andre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# His animations are surprisingly good

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# and yourself
because you would be unlean.

you keep washing but the dirt isn't coming off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I suppose
also - I am already unlean!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Its just the swollen, plastic brown nipples with lumpy bits on them.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)