HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVA MENDES

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Sat 5 Mar 2011, 7:16,
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industrial strength coffee.
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Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:30,
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I was on the Jaffa Cakes at 5:15...
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Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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I've just been cooking Bauernrosti, which my ungrateful kids refused to eat.
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Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:33,
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Tell them there are people in this world with no breakfast in the house who can't be arsed to go outside for a one minute walk to the market square where they sell all kinds of cheap, fresh food.