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# Top tips


Estate Agents - improve the precieved safety of the area you are selling a house in by 'styling' your signs acordingly. Then cars will drive by more slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
# still wouldn't buy it
imagine the traffic noise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# too true
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# not that it's quiet here
if i was given to harming defenceless animals, next door's dog would be buried in the garden by now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It's not the noise I'd be worried about
More lorries crashing into the front room in the middle of the night!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
# hadn't thought of that
makes me glad i live in somewhere lorries can't get to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:33, archived)
# even if they don't actually HIT it.....
passing juggernauts will soon shake the foundations to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
# What is wat cars drive by more slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# me with too much beer
corrected now (ish)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# tha twat cars?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# if tha's bored in t'dales
tha twat cars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# see Wobbly answer ^^
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# aaah....my error then....couldn't link the text
good top tip.....used to love reading the Viz one's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
# my fave was the private number plate one
"save thousands on private plates by changing your name"

from Mr DA08 FGR, Coventry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Dangerous curves . . . love'm on a woman . . . hate'm by a house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Delightful black and white views to the east of the property.
A must see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
# just misty
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Where's the other half of the tree?
(Testicles just for you, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# pruned by passing traffic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)