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# elasticated crotch plate is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Now there's something you don't hear every day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# you do if you work in an elasticated crotch plate factory
in the quality control department where you spend all day trying on elasticated crotch plates, until one day your manager comes down and recognises the great work you have been doing and gives you a promotion to the head of quality control for the anti-chaffing nipple pads
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ^ Where's the fuckin image!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# true story :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# (would make a great /stats page random quote)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# It's not so much the crotch plate
It's the black body-stocking you have to wear underneath

(mine is actually customised with a zip-fly)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)