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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I call fake
It's impossible to piss in that armour
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)
# elasticated crotch plate is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Now there's something you don't hear every day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# you do if you work in an elasticated crotch plate factory
in the quality control department where you spend all day trying on elasticated crotch plates, until one day your manager comes down and recognises the great work you have been doing and gives you a promotion to the head of quality control for the anti-chaffing nipple pads
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ^ Where's the fuckin image!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# true story :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# (would make a great /stats page random quote)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# It's not so much the crotch plate
It's the black body-stocking you have to wear underneath

(mine is actually customised with a zip-fly)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
beautiful piss reflection there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^ Cock

EDIT: For some reason I can not imagine Stormtroopers having cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Since they're all clones
They're probably eunuchs with cloacae.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# By the time of A New Hope the clone troops had been augmented by drafts and volunteers
It's entirely possible TK421 was not a clone and had a cock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# *ahem*
A New Hope Star Wars; The first film.

Also: There were no prequels. They were never made.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# really? that's a shame
because then there would be no Darth Maul, Star Wars Natalie Portman or the fucking brilliant Clone Wars CG series which at times is possibly better than the original movies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I'll give you the Clone Wars CG series.
But you're not having the rest, not even Portman - d'ya hear?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# you're saying Darth Maul's lightsabre antics
are not superior to David Prowse' clumsy swinging?
And are you saying THIS and THIS are not worth suffering Attack of the Clones for? (well, watching once for anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I love you HT
for still fighting this battle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# They're above average family movies
2 and 3 are dull because of trying to please the whiny fans, but all of them have some very impressive effects work, action sequences, character designs and costumes. Much like the original trilogy.
Not saying they're anywhere near the quality of Empire, but I'm not sure The Phantom Menace is any worse than Return of the Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Of course you're right, Mr Toast :)
The opening sequence of ROTS is one of the most stunning pieces of CG put onto film hard disk (?).

And it surely deserves points for the use of the word 'youngling'

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# how does the 3rd one start again? I haven't seen it since the cinema
is it the big space fight?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yep, it's that
camera-pans down from the synopsis crawl, tracking the two fighters through the battle above Coruscant shot.
Really, really good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'd google for Storm trooper porn
but I dread to think what I'd find D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I just tried searching for "What sex are Stormtroopers"
O_O

* I think I will continue this research when I am not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Superb!!
Great reflection work sir!!

*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# oooh - shiny
this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Nice work there, Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love that big eyed surprised look!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# haha
Excellent =]
(Sherbs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
he seems to have a fully hooded foreskin, he should beware dribbles.

fantastic post Mr toast, can you do one of leia having a crap in the detention cell just before vader wales in with the hovering probe.

Cheers and ning, how are you on this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hahaah, the dirty protest, always a winner when avoiding questioning from an evil empire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# :D
on another note, my dogs just farted and it smells rank.

i think she might need to go out in the garden in a moment to lay some dogs eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely 'toonage squire
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Lovely, lovely arts :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)
# aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
nice work:)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty
is the background real (from a picture) or did you draw it all?

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Aces, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Another quality piece of toast! *click*
Just imagine the drama at the Death Star urinals?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# lol what the hell?
(Roxon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# HAAHAAHAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)