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[challenge entry] kerching

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From the The Internet Olympics challenge. See all 102 entries (closed)

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)
# oh hai beau bo d'or
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# who? me?
*looks over shoulders*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# The IOC, just like FIFA
are nothing but a bunch of scheming cunts.
(And yes, it's an opinion I've held well before any of the bribery scandals).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i'm going to form a quango to oversee all of these sporting bodies.

*invoices*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I shall be the ombudsman who checks you're doing that right
*invoices*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# not so fast young fella-me-lad
the role of quango ombudsman must be put out to tender first, and as head of the committee overseeing the tendering process I'll need a little sweetener before I can authorise your position

oh, and *invoices*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)
# A sweetener you say?
*Tenders sugartits*



*invoices Mel Gibson*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# mmm...sugartits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Well I don't like the olympics anyway.
They don't allow amateurs anymore though I'm sure that's originally an allowance for those higher in class structure now to be an amateur would make things more entertaining. I can't be arsed seeing a woman sing poorly, I want some sustained injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I like the olympics
I'm glad it's coming to London and I shall be purchasing tickets for a number of obscure events*

*mostly beach volleyball
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# i can see the headlines already.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# It's OK
The sand will soak it up
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)