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# My insurance company asked me to make a diagram of a recent minor collision...
... so I have sent them this.

Notice how the arrows subtly suggest who drove into who without resorting to name-calling or melodrama.

(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# why am I looking at your insurance claim?
I'd love to see the response you get back from this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I may post that too.
Oh yes.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# :)
Poor fucker working at the claim centre will be scratching his head about this for days
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# You have a bubble car?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# atomic designs inc. (patent pending)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I feel like you're not taking this seriously enough
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I've given three detailed descriptions...
... then I get asked to draw a fucking picture. (Which I am drawing but it will be a cross between Driving Miss Daisy and Mad Max II: The Road Warrior).
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I like your approach to this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# No reply yet.
Still waiting...
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# That is not a Venn diagram.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Scratches head...
... it is, isn't it?
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# It doesn't really make sense as a venn diagram
unless your cars are sets and they share some parts called C R A S H.

Which in some ways you could say that they did I suppose.

*scratches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well they do,
but a Venn diagram requires a box around it as part of what makes it a Venn diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks for this.
I'll bear it in mind the next time I prepare a sarcastic Venn Diagram.
(MalibuDonghonkey "Not unless round is funny.", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I thought it was perfectly fine.
In such a crash there would be some parts in the mangled wreckage which are both your car and their car!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# and any fatalities will have a box around them
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# A chalk box.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)